1. johnnyhatchback:

    A tumblr one night stand is when a rando pops in, reblogs like 20 of your posts, doesn’t follow you, then disappears.

    Guilty as charged, in my defense I thought I followed you!

  2. katesmess:

    fatseux:

    Goals.

    I’ve been looking for this forever

  3. darkskin-longlegs:

    Hahahaha fucked up shit.

    • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
    • clock: 11:01
    • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  4. chodeboy:

    hi:

    rebuy:

    imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

    it happened like 3 times today :/

    image

  5. naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

    naughtywater:

    funniestpicturesdaily:

    Not the time for a dad joke.

    He’s ready.

  6. "Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
    Wise words from my mom   (via idioticteen)
  7. "As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do."
    Andrew Carnegie (via forgiv3)
  8. HAHAHAHA

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